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| User: | karenscrayons (1418778) 
Karen's Crayon
My colorful and sometimes beige life
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| Name: | Karen |
| Location: | Clearwater, Florida, United States |
| Bio: | My name is Karen or omnipresent woman of the incandescent soul, whichever you prefer. I’m a native Floridian living in Clearwater, FL. I married my devilishly charming husband in 1999 and together we live in our modest, comfy and cute house with our one-year-old son, Billy, and our nine year old lazy beagle Mikey.
Karen’s Crayons is not an advice blog. It’s not a Mom blog. It’s not a political blog. It’s a casual snapshot of my life and observations. That said, sometimes I throw out some advise, talk about being a Mom or even jump on my soap box now and again to ramble about politics.
I am a Stay at Hom Mom (SAHM) or a Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker. I do both equally well. If you know who originally coined that cleaver phrase, two points to you.
In a previous life I worked in the back-stabbing world of corporate real estate before being kicked out for having a baby laid off. My current employer is the coolest cat around, as long as he gets his Cherrios and nap he’s doesn’t complain.
I love caffeine free diet coke, chocolate chip cookies and television that excels at being really awful.
 
QuitMeter Counter courtesy of www.quitmeter.com.
| Dislikes: | 44: atlanta falcons, bad drivers, beets, black leather furniture, blind acceptance, books into movies, broken promises, busy signal, cockroaches, complacency, country music, crowds, crying, dirty shoes, dr. peper, early mornings, florescent lighting, french manicures, generalizers, hartsfield atlanta airport, humidity, ibs, itchy fabric, laziness, liverwurst, manhaters, men in sandals, most people, my assistant, open mouth chewing, oversensitive people, phony bolognes, pistachio ice cream, pt cruisers, roller coasters, stupid people, tar, tardiness, the oc, toile, unannounced flatulence, unnecessarily loud people, vomiting, wilfred brimley |
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| Memories:: | 2 entries |
| Pictures: | over 40 public |
| Interests: | 50: advertisments, art, autumn, baby sister, beagles, being right, black & white photography, books, buccaneers, clothing, colors, conspiracy, cynicism, da vinci, debate, dogs, fabric, family, golf, harry potter, infant sleep, inside jokes, interior decorating, law, mapplethorpe, mexican food, movies, music, my husband, my son, naps, nietzche, old musty books, organization, perezhilton.com, perfection, politics, pop culture, radiohead, reading, sarcasm, scents, shoes, sleeping, stock market, sushi, the 80's, unrequited love, vodka, working out |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 49: | 3ff3ct3r, 5500, albauk, amftx, annakey, annarama, arson83, bentlie, cambler, chcbella, danielmath, deviantsaint, dplonsky, dreama, dumbblond1331, giantlaser, hankinbaghdad, iamagoat2, ivegotbaggage, jeremyrichards, karenscrayons, katielogic, lemonhd06, livinginiran, lizard115, mama_bean, medusatrader, michaelmichael, mindstalked, nikitabrown55, nonstopdrivel, onceupon, palejadeirises, radiantsun, righteousbaby, robert_johnson, rollerjen, sbh, shockie_belle, sidd, slownewsday, smart_blonde, sold_like_ann, sootpigdog, subtleransom, unbelieving, vishuddha_spin, watch_me_lose, webmd |  | 5: | glennbeck, paidmembers, premade_ljs, sp_republicans, stockmarket |
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| Friend of: | 52: 3ff3ct3r, albauk, amftx, annakey, annarama, arson83, ask_lyssa, bentlie, cambler, chcbella, danielmath, deviantsaint, dplonsky, dreama, dumbblond1331, giantlaser, hankinbaghdad, iamagoat2, ivegotbaggage, jeremyrichards, karenscrayons, katielogic, keithlova23456, lemonhd06, livinginiran, lizard115, mama_bean, medusatrader, michaelmichael, mindstalked, nonstopdrivel, onceupon, palejadeirises, radiantsun, repubjunkie02, righteousbaby, robert_johnson, rollerjen, sbh, shockie_belle, sidd, slownewsday, smart_blonde, sold_like_ann, sootpigdog, subtleransom, tallymatt, unbelieving, vishuddha_spin, watch_me_lose, webmd, xitsasecretx |
| Member of: | 5: glennbeck, paidmembers, premade_ljs, sp_republicans, stockmarket |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
